Is Bill Kumpe a "Real Attorney?"
After a recent radio appearance, someone called the station and told the host that I was not a "real attorney."

Among their alleged proofs of this assertion was the fact that my firm is not listed in the telephone book!
Let me begin by saying that I graduated from the University of Tulsa College of Law in 1999 with better than average grades and passed the Oklahoma Bar Examination shortly thereafter on my first try. I am a member in good standing of the Oklahoma Bar Association and the Tulsa County Bar Association. I am admitted to practice without restriction in all Oklahoma State Courts and all Oklahoma Federal Courts including the United States Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals.
I am a former member of Phi Delta Phi Legal Honors Fraternity and the Hudson Hall Wheaton Inn of Court. I am also a former President of the Christian Legal Society at the University of Tulsa College of Law and The Christian Legal Society of Tulsa, Professional Chapter. Further, I am an active participant in The Legal Aid Services of Oklahoma pro-bono panel.
I maintain an active relationship with several national Christian Civil Rights organizations and am an affilliate attorney with Liberty Counsel and The Christian Law Association. I am also an allied attorney with the Alliance Defense Fund and a recipient of their "Honor Corps" award for pro-bono service in the Christian Community.
Over eighty percent of my new clients come from referrals and almost all of my referrals come from other attorneys. I do not advertise other than on the web and have never maintained a listing in the telephone book. My practice is limited to a specific range and type of case and it makes no sense to spend my time or pay a receptionist to take her time to explain that I do not take divorces, child custody actions, child support collections or do criminal defense other than white collar or civil rights matters.
So, to answer that caller's question, Yes, I am a "real attorney."
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No More Lawyer Jokes.
Lawyer jokes, while funny are usually also derogatory to the profession. I am not going to publish lawyer jokes any more. However, I will publish humorous true stories. Here a couple of bloopers from real court transcripts:
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Are you married? "
"No, I'm divorced."
"And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
"A lot of things I didn't know about."
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"Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
"No. This is how I dress when I go to work."
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