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JULY NEWSLETTER
 

Vol. 2, Issue. 5                                             July, 2007

Is Bill Kumpe a "Real Attorney?"
 
After a recent radio appearance, someone called the station and told the host that I was not a "real attorney." Among their alleged proofs of this assertion was the fact that my firm is not listed in the telephone book!
 
Let me begin by saying that I graduated from the University of Tulsa College of Law in 1999 with better than average grades and passed the Oklahoma Bar Examination shortly thereafter on my first try.  I am a member in good standing of the Oklahoma Bar Association and the Tulsa County Bar Association.  I am admitted to practice without restriction in all Oklahoma State Courts and all Oklahoma Federal Courts including the United States Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals.
 
I am a former member of Phi Delta Phi Legal Honors Fraternity and the Hudson  Hall Wheaton Inn of Court.  I am also a former President of the Christian Legal Society at the University of Tulsa College of Law and The Christian Legal Society of Tulsa, Professional Chapter. Further, I am an active participant in The Legal Aid Services of Oklahoma pro-bono panel.
 
I maintain an active relationship with several national Christian Civil Rights organizations and am an affilliate attorney with Liberty Counsel and The Christian Law Association.  I am also an allied attorney with the Alliance Defense Fund and a recipient of their "Honor Corps" award for pro-bono service in the Christian Community.
 
Over eighty percent of my new clients come from referrals and almost all of my referrals come from other attorneys.  I do not advertise other than on the web and have never maintained a listing in the telephone book.  My practice is limited to a specific range and type of case and it makes no sense to spend my time or pay a receptionist to take her time to explain that I do not take divorces, child custody actions, child support collections or do criminal defense other than white collar or civil rights matters.
 
So, to answer that caller's question, Yes, I am a "real attorney." 
 
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No More Lawyer Jokes.
 
Lawyer jokes, while funny are usually also derogatory to the profession. I am not going to publish lawyer jokes any more.  However, I will publish humorous true stories.  Here a couple of bloopers from real court transcripts:
 
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Are you married? "
"No, I'm divorced."
"And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
"A lot of things I didn't know about."

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"Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
"No. This is how I dress when I go to work."

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Do It Yourself Legal Work - Again...
 
The GOP and conservative talk radio have made a terrible mistake by jumping on the "do it yourself" legal bandwagon.  Instead of trying to occupy the ground seized by their political opponents in the legal community, they are pursuing a scorched earth policy that will eventually do as much harm to their own constituents as it does to their political oppoents.
 
I have a file on my desk right now where one side tried to represent herself.  It is probably going to cost a lot more money to straighten it all out than it would have for her to hire competent representation to start with.
 
The problem is that most pro-se litigants don't start out to be pro-se litigants.  After listening to Judge Napolitano or Glenn Beck or the worst of the lot Dave Ramsey, they believe that they are compentent to fill out a few "simple legal forms" without the advice or assistance of an attorney.  The fact that they do not know the risks and implications of executing those forms is secondary at the time.  And then, the other side hires an attorney (or had one on retainer all along)  and things start unravelling quickly.
 
Judges don't like pro-se litigants any more than they would like to see a train wreck happen in front of their bench.  Judges must be impartial and thus cannot assist the pro-se litigant in presenting their case.  They can only assure that the pro-se litigant gets the minimal due process necessary to prevent a reversible error on the part of the court.  It is never a good idea to walk into court with a case you know your judge is going to dislike and minimal due process is a far cry from what most people expect from their day in court.
 
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Recent Media Appearances:
 
"Heartland" with Bruce DeLay, KFAQ 1170, Tulsa.  Podcast here:
 
 
Tulsa Beacon, July 12, 2007 issue.  Online copy of article here:
 
 
Tulsa Beacon Weekend, KCFO 970, Tulsa, July 7, 2007  MP3 e-mailed upon request.
 
 
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